Sunday, May 16, 2010

It Has Happened.

My fellow bloggers and blog-readers, a terrible thing has happened. I know it is 12:07 in the morning as I am writing this, but I must come forward. I have just witnessed one point five seconds of the very first Inception preview....on live television. Which means I now know 3 things about the movie that I shouldn't.

(The three things aren't counting the 1.5 seconds I witnessed, as you may recall {or have I not discussed this with you} how I went to imdb.com and saw a compromising picture of Inception, giving away simultaneous two details that I was previously unaware of.)

This task is continuing to prove how hard exactly my mission is.

I guess I am going to simply limit myself to the websites I view, magazines I read, and television shows I watch. From now on I will only watch prerecorded things. For those who are interested, the Inception trailer appeared as I was watching the season finale of Saturday Night Live, channel 10 (NBC).

As for websites and magazines, I will cut back my daily visits to EW.com to a complete zero. Also, whenever my magazine subscription for Entertainment Weekly arrives, I will turn each page with utmost caution.

I have a feeling my summer is about to get a heck of a lot more harder, however I will not waver. This is a task so important and close to my heart that, if I fail and learn everything there is to know about Inception, I feel I will have failed myself and my readers.

Thank God I don't even remember what inception means, or else all hope would seriously be lost! --Claire

**note: This entire blog was written in complete serious and stern tone. With the exception of the last line; as you read it, imagine: wiping your brow in gratitude.


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